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I’m working on an album of sweet love songs that are based on characters from Kevin Smith’s movies. My hope is to receive his blessing to release the album online and donate all proceeds from sales of these sexy songs to The Wayne Foundation.

Welcome to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride
Barnaby’s Broken Heart
In The Arms of a Berzerker
I See The Sailboat
The Ballad of Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck

I drove 8 hours from Eugene up to Spokane with a box of Voodoo Donuts in hand to enjoy An Evening With Kevin Smith and hope that my offering of rad Oregon donuts would grant me audience with the man. It didn’t quite work, but he did take the box. So hopefully he’s reading this now.

Thanks for the inspiration, Kev. Please don’t sue me.